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Funny quotes to welcome the New Year

December 31st, 2015 2:49 PM by Sharon Mason

Funny quotes to welcome the New Year

2015 is nearly gone and as we welcome in 2016 with an open heart and hopes for prosperity, don’t forget to take some time to laugh every day. Out of all the illnesses going around, contagious laughter is the only thing I hope to catch! Enjoy these funny quotes to welcome the New Year!

“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. The drunkenness culminates on New Years’ Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to.” ? P.J. O'Rourke

“Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to.” ? Bill Vaughan

“A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.” – Anonymous

“May all your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!” -Joey Adams

“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.” - Bill Vaughan

What better way to start a New Year than with a hearty laugh? Share your joy and have a wonderful Happy New Year! – Sharon

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Posted by Sharon Mason on December 31st, 2015 2:49 PM

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